2:33pm...

...while you're playing hardball and waiting to contact me mon cherie, I've noticed that both Nicole Richie and Jessica Simpson are SINGLE. So unless you not only wanna lose me AGAIN and see my mug on every magazine you walk by for the next year, I'd take those little mitts of yours and pick up the phone and start dialing 1-800-IMS-ORRY. Bonus points if you're drunk dialing from a Hooters in my neighborhood. And have a credit card. Baby - let's DO this!!!!