Friday, May 12, 2006
A New Low, Part 1
…I woke up this morning in the middle of a dream wherein I was masturbating. And WITHIN this dream I was having I was fantasizing about having sex with some chick. While beating off. Is this what it’s come to? I can’t even DREAM about fucking girls, now even when fantasizing I hafta jack off? What the fuck?!?!?!?!!!
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Well, it could have been worse. You could have been having that dream while "napping" at the Nest.
haha. yeah. or on a plane.
Too much Jack and not enough Jill. Try drinking a full glass of water and reading your favorite bedtime story just before you drift off. It should be pure and wholesome. Good night and sweet dreams, Prince Charming.
ummm - this has actually happened to me more than once and I am married! And have the real thing regularly. And by regularly I mean 'eyes rolled back in the head finish' every time! (I'm a woman and we all know that isn't always the case, but I'm lucky that way)
luck be a lady tonight..so no credit to the patient guy on the other end?
Try drinking a full glass of water and reading your New Trends favorite bedtime story just before you drift off. It should be pure and wholesome.
Is this what it’s come to? Daily Post Gossips I can’t even DREAM about fucking girls, now even when fantasizing I hafta jack off?
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