Chinese Shop

A LA CARTE
Cum Drop Soup
Fresh every 2.7 days

Hoo Flung Poo
Napkins & Raincoats provided

Suc Sum Tit
Childrens Special

Yung-Poon Tang
No Take Out Orders Accepted

LUNCHEON SPECIALS
Sum Young Chick
Different and Delicious

Won Hung Lo
Chinese Meatballs

Sum Dum Fuc
Same as #1 but with Hot Sauce

Chu Sum Twat
Dinners for parties of three or more

DINNER COMBOS
Goo Wee Chick
Sloppy Seconds No Extra Charge

Cum Tu Soon
Over Early – These Go Fast

Suc Mi Wang
Smothered with Duck Sauce

Fuc Mei Slo
Not available after 10pm

Lik Mi Clit
A delicious lip smacking treat

Cho Kon It
Generous Portions Provided

Wai Tu Yung
Not available on school nights

Sum Gulp Cum
Lo-Cal Diet Special

FREE PORKING IN REAR