MLB: Fucking Pussies as Usual

Now see, THIS shit drives me insane, the height of hypocrisy. For years MLB barked like seals and applauded while Bonds et al were hitting home runs by the mile, and now that the jig is up and we know they've (prolly) been juicing Selig is delivering the cruelest of backhand lauds "oh, I don't even know if I'll come" bullshit. "I think I'll be washing my hair that day." MLB needs to FOR ONCE man up and boot out all these juicers if they're so "chagrined!" by them. If not, Selig has to shut the fuck up and get his candy ass to wherever Bonds is playing when he breaks Aaron's record and lead the crowd in the fucking wave. Either way, but not this childish nonsense. My solution? Stick Hank on a team, and every time Bonds hits one out, an opposing pitcher lobs one to Hank so he can stay one ahead of Barry until he gets frustrated and quits. Just a thought.