Friday, May 25, 2007

Fried Chicken Friday

No Fried Chicken Friday today. Sorry. Hung over. And apparently if you guzzle a bottle of vodka you become rediculously constipated. Awesome!! Finally, a similarity between me n Elvis. Whoever finds me dead on the bowl, do me a solid (cough) and toss out whatever porn I have in my cold, dead mitts. Ugh.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Prune Juice makes the going great there Elvis. But be careful. The Sunsweet crowd should put a warning label on their product. I barely make it through half a Murder She Wrote before I gotta blow up the can when I drink a bottle of that stuff. Bukowski would approve as well.

Anonymous said...

warm prune juice will move you but you NEED WATER. You are dehydrated and NEED to drink something to flush out that gotdam poison out of your system.