Car Doors

I’ll tell you what drives me bananas. These movies/tv shows where the terrified woman is running from the crazed lunatic, jumps into her car, slams the door and...looks through the window, screaming and terrified. “Lock the goddam door!” I find myself saying. But then the idiot lunatic throws himself upon the car door, pounding the window and screaming “I’m going to kill you bitch!” To which I’m now rolling my eyes “just open the fucking door, dumbass.” Usually followed by a quiet “...did I have my pants on when I sat down?”