1) Sporty Spice - gonna hafta be athletic to keep up with the boudoire acrobatics I've been working on. You know...solo...since...1984. sigh.
2) Posh Spice - just cause. Peel that fake orange skin off, make a rubber out of it and pop those fake titties with a pin as I arrive to completion.
3) Scary Spice - let's see who scares who when I show her my "clown shoe." And by "clown shoe" I mean "huge penis." And by "let's see who scares who when I show her my "clown shoe." And by "clown shoe" I mean "huge penis." " I mean "I hope a hot chick reads this and decides to fuck me because she now thinks I have a huge penis." And by "And by "let's see who scares who when I show her my "clown shoe." And by "clown shoe" I mean "huge penis." " I mean "I hope a hot chick reads this and decides to fuck me because she now thinks I have a huge penis." " I mean I cried at the end of My Girl. So I'm a pussy, fucking sue me.
4) Baby Spice - how'd she sign off on choosing this character? "....athletic sexy one...no...snobby, hot sex kitten one, no thanks...hmm, here's one...dress and coo like a baby, pigtails a-blazing and white cotton drawers for pedophiles everywhere to sniff...heeeeeeeey, now THAT'S just about right......." yeesh.
5) Ginger Spice - nyet.
Good luck on the tour , ladies. SOMEthing tells me it's not gonna be the music we're gonna be hearing about.
2 comments:
The most ironic part...
In light of the Brittney and Paris role models out there for girls these days...
Why not call themselves
The Mild Bunch.
Got to agree on Sporty Spice. She went from worst to first during the long hiatus. Those new pics of her are smoking. Posh is just too scary looking these days. She'd break in two.
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