Is It Moi?

Few months back I got a call to turn on the tv, Curt Shilling was about to throw a no-hitter. Turned the tv on, first pitch I saw BAM!!! ... no-hitter, gone. Which I enjoyed, cause I hate nobody in sports more than that fucking asshole. And now about 10 minutes ago I saw online that some kid from the Twins was throwing a PERFECT GAME going into the ninth. So I turn on ESPN, who had cut into the game, and the first pitch I see is ball four...perfection ruined. And I kept watching, so about 5 pitches later the no-hitter was lost. I feel like if I turn back to watch, a mountain lion will come from out of nowhere and eat him on the mound. Poor kid. Felt bad for him.