Tie a String Round My Finger

I need to remember to use the phrase "driving while Asian." Seriously, every time I hear this one, I'm on the ground laughing. But then I immediately forget it; just like I never remember to say "beer o' clock" at the bar when someone asks what time it is. "You're as useless as tits on a bull", another one I keep forgetting. Gotta remember this shizzle.