Drunk Blogging

You know, with my careers of drunk-dialing and drunk-texting being as great as they are, I'm more than a little surprised I've never posted on here shit-faced. Never woken up and thought "I posted WHAT??!?!?" Bit of a mystery, really. Maybe I'll do that soon - have The Barber standing by to assist, and post my drunken sloppy rantings here? Might be entertaining. MIght not be. Either way, The Barber will be wearing a sweater vest and nothing else.