Even More Ridiculous Every Year

I see that even after my rant here last year, they've managed to actually move "A Charlie Brown Christmas" up A FUCKING DAY EARLIER. Will these motherfuckers not be happy until we're watching this Christmas special 10 months early on Valentine's Day? God forbid I actually get a girlfriend sometime this century and on my one day of lovemaking have rimjob interruptus occur so we can catch the goddam show. What the fuck.















"I was just kidding, Linus. You're allowed to wash your thumb afterwards...christ, are you a faggot."