7:08am - rise outta bed. mosey.
7:11am - somehow knocked everything off my desk, broke 2 glasses.
7:11:16am - stepped onto broken glass.
7:14am - knocked over 2 liter bottle of Diet Dr. pepper that was, for some reason, on my floor. Bubbles up, sprays everywhere.
7:15am - back to bed. fuck this shit.
1 comment:
i do stuff like that ALL the time. later on your feet will stick to the floor and as you go down, you're hand will find that little sliver of glass. step back and reorganize. place the mattress on the floor, use plastic cups and stay away from Diet soda. it's toxic to your brain cells...causes tumors.
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