While patting myself on the back a while ago re: my new healthy lifestyle, a shiver of sheer panic shot through me as I realized oh my god - Thanksgiving is coming up! It's in 2 weeks, within my 30 days!!! I'm kicking off my weight-loss program 2 weeks before Thanksgiving; am I fucking crazy!?!?!?! what am I thinking, I can't fucking do this!! where do I get the ego?
Then I calm down and realize that #1, it's only one meal. It's the Thanksgiving Meal, not the Thanksgiving Season. #2, what do you eat at said meal? Turkey. Okay. Then it's all vegetables. Stuffing. Potatoes, peas, carrots whatever. There's no McDoanld's intermission, there's no cranberry-foo young. Hell, this is probably the healthiest meal I'll eat all year. Whew. Panic averted.
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did you happen to see that red headed Italian woman, I don't know her name, but she was on some cooking channel, mashing up the yams into balls with marshmallows inside of them, all the while barehanded with her big manly fingers with the diamond and bacteria encrusted rings, smearing her bacterial shmeg into her yamballs...coated with coconut and baked. Yum.
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