/* MOBILE FIX: stop forcing desktop min-width */
@media screen and (max-width: 800px) {
body {
min-width: 0 !important;
}
.content-outer, .content-fauxcolumn-outer, .region-inner {
min-width: 0 !important;
max-width: 100% !important;
width: auto !important;
}
.main-inner .columns {
padding-left: 0 !important;
padding-right: 0 !important;
}
}
.date-header {
background: #000 !important;
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
padding: 8px 12px !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
}
.date-header span {
background: transparent !important;
}
.post-header-line-1 {
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
background: #000 !important;
padding: 8px 12px !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
}
.post-header-line-1 * {
background: transparent !important;
}
/* --- XMastime fixes: titles + date bars + mobile --- */
/* Post titles: stop random centering */
h3.post-title,
h2.post-title,
.post-title {
text-align: left !important;
}
/* Date header: make the black bar extend full width */
.post-header-line-1 {
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
background: #000 !important;
padding: 8px 12px !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
}
.post-header-line-1 * {
background: transparent !important;
text-align: left !important;
}
/* Mobile: stop forcing huge desktop width */
@media screen and (max-width: 800px) {
body {
min-width: 0 !important;
}
.content-outer,
.content-fauxcolumn-outer,
.region-inner {
min-width: 0 !important;
max-width: 100% !important;
width: auto !important;
}
.main-inner .columns {
padding-left: 0 !important;
padding-right: 0 !important;
}
}
/* FORCE post titles consistent */
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.post-title a,
h2.post-title,
h3.post-title {
text-align: left !important;
}
/* FORCE full-width date bar across common Blogger structures */
.date-header,
.date-header span,
.post-header,
.post-header-line-1,
.post-header-line-1 span,
.post-outer .post-header-line-1,
.post-outer .post-header,
.blog-posts .post-header-line-1 {
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
background: #000 !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
padding: 8px 12px !important;
margin: 0 !important;
}
/* prevent inner bits from “breaking” the bar */
.date-header *,
.post-header *,
.post-header-line-1 * {
background: transparent !important;
text-align: left !important;
}
/* MOBILE: stop the fixed 1218px width behavior */
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body,
.content-outer,
.content-fauxcolumn-outer,
.region-inner {
min-width: 0 !important;
max-width: 100% !important;
width: auto !important;
}
.main-inner .columns {
padding-left: 0 !important;
padding-right: 0 !important;
}
}
/* DATE HEADER: make the black bar go full width */
.date-outer,
/* FORCE FULL WIDTH DATE BAR NO MATTER WHAT */
.date-outer,
.date-posts,
.date-posts h2,
.date-posts h3,
.date-header,
h2.date-header,
h3.date-header {
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
background: #000 !important;
padding: 10px 12px !important;
box-sizing: border-box !important;
margin: 0 0 18px 0 !important;
}
/* force the TEXT itself orange and remove any weird inner box */
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.date-header span,
.date-posts h2 span,
.date-posts h3 span {
background: transparent !important;
color: #ff6600 !important;
display: block !important;
width: 100% !important;
}
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Fireside w/Xmastime
12 comments:
Anonymous
said...
i do remember that moment. it was the longest fall in history. what he didnt know is that i let him have it. i knew he needed material for his blog. so young. so giving. but had i know that i would suffer from migraines and memory loss, maybe not the best idea.
ya know, i heard they fired Barney for smoking and saying the Fword in his costume...ever since PeeWee incident, NOTHING is shocking. Get yer drawers on, Dumont!
SERIOUSLY??? In your future podcasts, instead of a G, PG, R-Rating, you need a sista-time disclaimer in the beginning. No sista-time needs to see what I saw in this.
I'm still having nightmares about "what's the elephant"? I foolishly asked once. Sheesh.
12 comments:
i do remember that moment. it was the longest fall in history. what he didnt know is that i let him have it. i knew he needed material for his blog. so young. so giving. but had i know that i would suffer from migraines and memory loss, maybe not the best idea.
quite possibly the most disturbing film footage i have ever seen. i have no idea what was said.
keep 'em comin.
The Kid from Brooklyn never had to show his ass for laughs. Put your pants on, son.
ya know, i heard they fired Barney for smoking and saying the Fword in his costume...ever since PeeWee incident, NOTHING is shocking. Get yer drawers on, Dumont!
as the owner of:
-the door
-the chair
-the camera
-the 16-month old cameraman
-the diet coke bottle
-the worldwide rights to this picture and any sequel
i suggest you get a writer as soon as the strike has ended.
put me on, you can use an orange gatorade to represent! and my ass is hairier
dying!
Can you reenact this for the models, please?
SERIOUSLY??? In your future podcasts, instead of a G, PG, R-Rating, you need a sista-time disclaimer in the beginning. No sista-time needs to see what I saw in this.
I'm still having nightmares about "what's the elephant"? I foolishly asked once. Sheesh.
my water just broke!
NSFW, dude! jeez
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