This morning while performing my toilette I was standing naked in front of the sink brushing my teeth when all of a sudden I heard a "thunk!" behind me. I turned and looked down, and there was a $1 coin!! I was baffled for a split second before surmising that the coin must've been in my bed and got stuck on my ass.
Money falling outta my ass. Unreal. If there was ever a sign that this might be a great day this is it, isn't it?
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