Keep It in the Can Please

I can't stand people that wander around the house, hanging out chit-chatting while they're brushing their teeth. What is this for? Hey, if I wanted to see what you do while performing your toilette I'd do what any normal man would and drill a tiny hole in the wall in direct line with the mirror. But I didn't did I? Are you trying to impress me with how great a toothbrusher you are, are you hoping there's some scouts in the living room? "Miller? Yeah, he's good. Definitely ready for The Show. Make the call" Knock it off.