Jack Frost. Wow.

Is the opening scene of Jack Frost the dumbest, most implausible one in movie history? Hmm. Bar band of 50 year olds in Denver playing by-the-numbers "blues", and there's a thousand fans there losing their minds while records label dudes race on their cellphones to sign them? Jesus. By the time Michael Keaton comes back to life as a snowman you're like yeah, well, okay, this I might actually believe. #1 on my list of "Movie Scenes That are SO Pulverizingly Awful I Scan The Guide to See When They're Coming on Again So I Can Shake MY Head in Disbelief for 10 Minutes" list.










"You pussies make me look like James Fucking Brown, for chrissake!!"