Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Seriously, Does Anyone...


...know anyone who knows anyone who's named "Orenthal"? I mean, before he became OJ Killah, he was a national hero for two decades, you'd think there'd be some Orenthals floatin around out there. Never heard of one.

I'm gonna name my kid so his initials are OJ, just so I can say things like "goddammit OJ, GIT your cracker ass over here boy!" Or make other people uncomfortable.

"He's a good lookin boy, Xmastime."
"OJ? Oh yeah, he's gonna be a real ladykiller."

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