Thursday, March 06, 2008

Today's True Wife Confession

"Dear Sugar Butt,

I love when we have anal sex anytime my body can handle it. That is my favorite orgasm ever! But sometimes, I beg for it and force myself to deal with the pain. I do this when I am constipated and need a little "push"!

Like last night.... It sooooooooo took care of the problem and I thank you for it! I will never tell you that I do this!"


I don't know what's worse. Getting my dick shit on, or being called Sugar Butt.

Okay, who the fuck am I fooling. Let's be real honest here. Obviously I could live with the first one at this moment in my sexual career. Sigh.

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