what would Jodi Rell (R), gov of Conn, need to do to complete the perfect tri-state sexualy deviant trifecta, started by mcgreevey's gay three ways and spitzers over priced prostitution banging?
thanks!
long time reader
p.s. please feel free to correct my grammar and spelling."
First of all, thanks for assuming I have enough time in my day to sit around editing your emails. How flattering! "well, he's prolly sitting around making a jizz-rag quilt, I'll just have him correct the shit I'm too lazy to." Thanks, LTR.
As for Gov. Bell, the first thing she needs to do is not look like Mrs. Cunningham from Happy Days' less sexy, less fun older sister.
Ugh. Camon. You can lay Judith Light's bike shorts over top of her forehead, and even I'm not fucking that. I think we have as much chance of hearing about her getting some action as we do me getting into my size 33 jeans right now without a tub of Country Crock and some wirecutters. If we're gonna go with Connecticut, we'll prolly hafta settle for Coach Geno Auriemma getting busted diddling his girls in the locker room (the NCAA asked me to drop that in to advertise for tonight's women's final - you're welcome NCAA!!)
Thanks for the letter LTR, keep 'em coming!
XMASTIME
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this is just...disgusting.
That's somebody's mother. I don't know why these women would want to put themselves out there for this kind of abuse.
Cold shower.
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