Dare to Dream!

Not only should prostitution be legal, but wouldn't it be great if once it was they had drive-thrus?

Voice in speaker: Welcome to McHookers may I take your order?
Xmastime: Yeah...gimme...lessee...ahhh...gimme the Asian with big tits, please
Voice in speaker: would you like the combo, or just the Asian lady?
Xmastime: what do I get with the combo?
Voice in speaker: some assplay and a medium orange juice
Xmastime: yeah, what the the hell, gimme the combo
Voice in speaker: sssssgggggccczzzaaaaassssquaaaauuuaacckpop!
Xmastime: excuse me?
Voice in speaker: would you like to supersize that?
Xmastime: nah, I don't want 'em too big, regular big is fine
Voice in speaker: that'll be $314.25, drive to the first window please
Xmastime: thanks - hey wait, what's on your hundred-dollar menu?
Voice in speaker: handjob, makeout/grope session, titsucking or staged breakup at your workplace.
Xmastime: hmmmmmm
Voice in speaker: would you like to try one of our hunder-dollar menu items today?
Xmastime: ahhhh...naw. just the combo I guess. thanks.

(drives up to window)

Girl at window: $314.25
Xmastime: aight (hands her $320)
Girl at Window: do you have a quarter, sir?
Xmastime: did I give you a quarter?
Girl at Window: no
Xmastime: well, there ya go.
Girl at Window: your change is $5.75, drive up to next window please
Xmastime: thanks

(drives up to window)

Guy at Window: okay, you have the Asian with big tits combo?
Xmastime: yup
Guy at Window: oooooookay...actually, sir, do you mind pulling up to the end of the curb there? It's gonna be a few minutes. Thank you for coming to McHookers.