I got sucked into this stupid show Millionaire Matchmaker this afternoon because I got a lil crush on the host, this chick. I've noticed I'm into chicks who look like they got cum on their lips. So so far we know I'm looking for a woman who 1) has a horse face and 2) looks like she's got jizz on her face. Great.
Anyway, she's trying to set some dude up, and she's barking at him cause he's just a "playa," going through strippers one after another and never finding the mate he claims he wants. Finally she says to him
"These women you're with are like Chinese food: they're fine for the moment, but 24 hours later you're hungry again!"
I'm sorry? 24 hours? Is that what my weight problem is - are we only supposed to be eating once a day?? Wtf!
Malaprop-esque, I suppose. Made me think of this idiot.
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how do you feel about a mild case of rosacea?
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