Sunday, May 25, 2008

Ticker Tape Charade

First of all, let's all agree that that's my best post title in months. Secondly, how worked up am I supposed to get about there being a ticker with betting lines up in the visiting clubhouse in Yankee Stadium? Like the fact that Steve Sanders was 38 when 90210 started, nobody noticed this for twelve years? Really? And NOW we're supposed to get worked up about it?

I think there should be an R. Kelly rule for this kind of thing. If the "crime" is older than whoever R. Kelly's fucking, then it gets a free pass. We'll call it "The Statutory Rape of Limitations." Ticker in the clubhouse? Safe!

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