Tuesday, June 10, 2008

8.5 Million People are Unemployed Today

And yet look who's gettng a paycheck. Man.

Interviewer: Any special skills?
RG: I will lie for whoever's paying me
Interviewer: oooh, that's good!
RG: well, I'm not even really good at that, actually.
Interviewer: so I see...
RG: but hey, I'm awfully rich. And famous!
Interviewer: well. for being an idiot. and deceitful.
RG: famous is famous.
Interviewer. true
RG: I mean, how much do you think Ollie North has made in the last 20 years?
Interviewer: will $20M a year be okay?

(handshake)

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