Father's Day

If we insist on Father's Day being on a Sunday, why do we have it in the fucking summer? Wouldn't it be better to have it during football season? A real Father's Day present would be for the wife and kids to get the fuck outta the house and give Dad about 14 hours to watch the games while racing through a case with his buddies, n'est-pas? Instead it's like "here's a tie, and now you hafta stand in the baking sun and cook shitty turkey dogs on a grill for us. Fuck you, dad."








"I filled the car up with gas, so grab the kids and...get the fuck out."