Gay-Rod! You are Creeping Me Out!!!

I was reading this article with some interest, as I love A-rod. I don't even know if it's a joke and I just misread the beginning, but I don't care after in the middle of the article this picture appears:



Oh my god!! Jesus christ - A-Rod, you've made about $400,000 since I started typing this fucking post. Can't you pay someone to scour the internet to find and get rid of pictures that make you look like Fluffer #2 in To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar??? Yeesh.

SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY IN THIS LIFETIME: "Boy, I hope that's cause Pete Rose just cut one."