Sex and the City (with a Chance of Your Husband Getting Blown to Bits)

From what I've seen of the commercials for Lifetime's tearjerk-fest Army Wives, the wives of soldiers overseas are exactly how I've always pictured them: hot, designer-wearing fashionistas who don't work and spend all day and night at cosmo parties. You know, the real bread-and-butter of Middle America. Any one of millions of 19 year-old high school graduate's wives out there, I would think. Hmm.