Thinking Bout Lunch Already

If Elmo is the chicken of Sesame Street (kinda bland, omnipresent, default choice), then surely Oscar the Grouch is the veal, no? Hemmed in by that can, unable to move much, not allowed to move his muscles. Fattening up into a rich, juicy meal. Mmmmmmm. Gimme some of them braised Oscar the Grouch ribs wif some ranch on the side, garcon!!!!









"Would you like to super-size me? YES!!!!!!!"