“Men should always change diapers. It’s a very rewarding experience. It’s mentally cleansing. It’s like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.”
Hmm. Well...is he right? 'Cause I know that's the *popular* version of what goes on there. And a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was *there*. I wasn't here in a magical purple tour bus with other emo douches, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in baby shit, with baby wipes that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Brownie, slugging it out with him; while pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Coldplay albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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lyrics?
i use a good antibacterial soap on my babies. harsh on the hands but at least I know they aren't growing anything. So clean, you could eat off of em.
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