This is nice, isn't it? Kid's maybe 4 years old and 300 pounds. Looks like the Michelin Man after a week on the beach....seriously, does he have a coupla rubber bands on his arms? Heeeeey, looks like he's pointing for more food! Ohoh, it's clobberin' time!!!
Hey, this kid may be a bordering-on-the-absurd lardass. He may have just polished off about $40 worth of Mickey D's and is looking for more, and his life expectancy may be about 7 (I've got "feet chopped off thanks to diabetes" at 5 1/2 years old in the office pool.) But you know what I like? In the midst of this food bludgeoning, he thought to tuck a napkin under his chin. Isn't that classy? Why spill food all over the Hefty bag that was cut out to cover his boy-tits when he can just use a napkin? "I may accidentally eat this kid next to me, but I don't hafta be a slob about it." Great thinking, kid!
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