Tuesday, July 08, 2008

King Bloggah Beatdown Update

Having been on “vacation” for a few weeks, I can barely remember the beatdown I must’ve given Crunchy Chicken Cooks. I remember showing up, signing some titties with a Sharpie and a cheese sandwich making an appearance at the end…some whimpering and crying on the ground below me, and I was off.

BAD NEWS for…Innovation Economy? For fuck’s sake, have I blasted through the blog-world so quickly and thoroughly I’m already down to the fucking money nerds? Wait, what if it's Alex P. Keaton? Can I really pull the trigger on folding his sorry ass up like an accordion?

Maybe not, until I saw what IE had under his heading on his blog: "Obsessed with What's *NEW* in New England." Grrrrrrrrrroan. Might hafta change it soon to "Obsessed with *GETTING MY BLOG THE FUCK OUTTA HERE SO I DON'T GET MY FUCKING NECK SNAPPED AGAIN* on Tillary Street." Fucking poindexter.

Mission Statement HERE.

A SIDE NOTE: It has come to my attention that in a frantic attempt to postpone his own inevitable beatdown, probably in front of his two children, Unconquerable Gladness has moved from Blogspot to Wordpress. That's right, WordPress...the Cousin Oliver of blog domains. How pathetic. I suppose he has calculated it will be late-May before I have annihilated each and every Blogspot member and can move on to the Wordpress losers. Wow, UG, brilliant. Gee, now I'll NEVER find you! (Next domain move, BlogsthatQueef?)

2 comments:

ope said...

uh oh.

Xmastime said...

bout to get for reals.