Friday, July 04, 2008
The Money's on the Dresser (that's what she said!!!)
I was reading The Rambler just now and I started thinking you know, I am so far removed from ever again actually having sex with another person that even if a hooker came over, I think I would just end up bullshitting with her, maybe doing a little Whore of Mensa thing. Then it occurred to me that you know what I'd like? I'd like to be able to pay a hot chick to come over and listen to my off-the-charts amazing quips while watching tv. Just yesterday I was watching the Beverly Hills 90210 where the verdict comes in on Noah's "rape" of Val, and I was ON FIRE!!!; at every turn I was dropping such bombs I was cracking myself up, and all I could think of was "man, I just wish there was somebody here to share this with." You know, the American Dream. I don't want a wife, I want someone to shout out "good one, Xmas!" And I think there should be a service in place to take care of this need.
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and if she were much older, and you weren't at all attracted to her, it would probably go much better, even!
like that old woman you were dancing with at that wedding...someone like that?
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