Arkived

Some of you may know Marley from this blog's comments section; he has spent many a day pummeling me and my "pinko liberal" sentiments. I actually applaud him waiting the society-approved 4 and a half minutes before gleefully pouncing on me about this, as Edwards is my boy. I'll be honest: if you're gonna be on the complete opposite side of the fence as myself, at least have a great quote:

With Edwards, I always feel like I'm leading you of the bar as you try and go back in, 2 am, to hook up with Lola, the girl I know for a fact has the clap (forget the goiter).