Guest Post: THEODORE!

Xmastime and you other tree-hugging liberal faggots need to calm down about this Bush messing with the Endangered Species Act nonsense. Who gives a shit; they're just animals! Hey, read the Bible, you Godless pussies - it's Adam and EVE, not Adam and Wilkshire, His Beloved Pet Condor. So you can quit your fucking crying already.

Bring em on!
THEODORE