Wouldn't that be a great business? "Weightfuckers" - you sign up for like $100/month or whatever, and every time you hit a goal they send a woman to fuck you. Seriously, is this not fucking genius? You wanna a healthier, slimmer nation? Here's the way.
I guess my question is, how has there not been a boot camp-style reality show called "Boob Camp" yet? Are we supposed to pretend we haven't stooped that far yet? Please. 12 weeks, featuring women desperately trying to pump up they titties. Maybe Week 1, they try natural, organic things like diet changes, exercising etc. Week 4 they get to create their own push-up bras; by Week 12 there's only two women left and desperation rules the day as they get boob jobs head-to-head while conscious, each giving the order to their physician to "put some more air in the tires" as far as they have the guts to go. At best we have a few more chicks walking around with huge tits; at worst we see a pair of tits explode live on TV. Either way, it'd sure be nice if Carlos Mencia capped things off by blowing his fucking brains out too, right? Anyways, am I on to something here? Weightfuckers hasn't caught on, neither has my Fake Tits on a Plyboard idea - maybe this is the thing that finally catches on?
Season 1 Winner!! Hooray!!
Or a chick with four arms. Yeesh.
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Hold on. You're on vacation, but you still have time for typing this shit?!
oh no...that looks like a butt! That's not right.
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