Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Meghan McCain - Poor Girl No More!!!!!

I see McCain's great-great-great-granddaughter, I mean daughter, is putting out a book about how WONDERFUL McCain is, how much the family loves him and of course that Daddy puts the country first. Must say, very savvy on Ms. McCain's part re: NOT mentioning anything about Johnny Boy's first marriage - cheating on your crippled wife who stuck by you while you were a POW cannot rank up there with cheating on your wife who has cancer, and it would not behoove McCain to be overshadowed by someone who's not even running for President, right? Smart!

Even smarter? Only donating 1% of the proceeds to the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, which provides support for wounded military veterans and their families. First of all, where were these Intreped Heroes when Daddy was locked up in the jungle??? Fuck em!! I see the book is selling for $17, so if you bought the book then $0.17 would go to the fund, and $16.83 to McCain. Hey, baby girl's gotta work - not everyone can be like Mommy and inherit a new worth of over $100 million bucks!!

Oh, wait...I guess she will. Sorry.

PS - I couldn't help but check out Meghan's blog, where she puts captions to pictures of Big Daddy's campaign. I see an education from Columbia University gives you such mastery of the language as to whip out colorful captions like "Talking on the bus." "Walking to the rally." and "Awesome bumper sticker!" Hmm.








Meghan McCain: a real "woman of the people." Hmm.
















Also: perhaps one of her fellow genius Columbia grads can mention that the horse & buggy picture in her header is maybe less effective in reminding everyone what a non-elitist, down to earth gosh n golly plain ol' folks! kinda guy McCain is and more in reminding everybody that he is in fact older than the automobile.

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