Something That Drives Me Fucking Bananas

When I sit down at a restaurant that is about completely empty, and some chutterfuck comes in and decides to forgo the other 12 tables or booths and sit not only in the one in front of me, but on the direct opposite side of his table as I am at mine, so now we're fucking staring at each other. Fucking christ. Are you that fucking oblivious? Dude Fuckwit, if you fucking love watching people shove stuff in their mouths so much, go with your boyfriend to his next Cub Scout "meeting." Fucking douche.