Scratching Balls, and More

A little while ago I was stewing about the $85B the rich fucks at AIG are getting bailed out with, and I started wondering what we could do with all that money. Then I thought hey, I should MAKE A LIST of all the good we could do with the money instead of simply bailing out rich, irresponsible fuckwads. Then I remembered that that would be a lot of work. And I remembered how lazy I am. And I thought that scratching my balls while watching Beverly Hills 90210 would win out over doing the work. Which, luckily, this guy did. So I don't have to. Enjoy.