Am I a Genius?

The whole world is drowning is a financial crisis, a "meltdown" if you will...thousands of successful, rich people losing their shirts.

Me?

NUMBER OF DOLLARS I HAVE LOST DUE TO THE WALL STREET MELTDOWN: 0
PERCENTAGE OF MY PORTFOLIO I HAVE LOST DUE TO THE WALL STREET MELTDOWN: 0
REAL ESTATE INVESTMENTS I HAVE LOST MONEY ON DUE TO THE WALL STREET MELTDOWN: 0
PERCENTAGE OF MY RETIREMENT FUND I HAVE LOST DUE TO THE WALL STREET MELTDOWN: 0

Seriously, should I be running things on Wall Street?