Saturday, October 18, 2008

I Don't Heart the Huckabees

For some reason I feel obligated each week to try to watch Mike Huckabee's new show on FOX News; I guess he's so nice and genial, and that slight twang lulls me into thinking I'm an asshole if I don't give him a chance. Of course I can only last a little while, but there's worse dudes on that channel to give your time to I guess.

But the REAL problem is each night they close the show with the "house band", a band made up of people that work on the show. And if you think Huckabee talking about taxes is dull, try sitting through this steaming pile. Wow. Every week the song is some schmaltzy shit whose chorus is always "America loves freedom! Hooray!!!" To be honest the only interesting thing about the band is watching Huckabee play bass. And I don't know what the record for "doughy, outrageously dull white guy" is, but the "frontman" singer has to be close. Wow.

2 comments:

here. said...

how is it no one ever came up with "the little rockers" b4? bruce shoulda been all over that shit

Kiko Jones said...

The phrase "Don't quit your day job" so clearly illuminated.