LISTS

What I'm Into These Days Re: Women
Glasses
Suspenders riding over titties (yes baby, I SEE them! relax!)
Shiny, silky shirts

Five Costumes You Will See Everywhere Tomorrow Night
Joe the Plumber
Sarah Palin
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin
Whore/Slut/Fuckpig
Amy Winehouse

Five People Who Will Be Dead By Valentine's Day
John Wooden
Nancy Reagan
Bob Shepherd
The guy that played Tom Cruise's dad in Risky Business
Sam Ronson (dark horse)