Ah, Sweet Charlie!

Of course when I think of Curt Doucheschilling I can not help but think of Charlie Daniels, so I moseyed over to his soapbox, where he is in the midst of a 3-part crap-up of his recent trip to Israel. Today's line of genius:

As you look across this beautiful lake you wonder where Jesus walked on the water...In most cases it is just a best guess situation, although you can identify the area, there is no historical way to know the exact spot.

Hmm. REEEEEally?

Sigh. Charlie. I love you you old, sorry sack of Bush-loving retard. Sigh.