My Country Douche of Thee

So it seems that my favorite douchebag Curt Schilling is posting about a benefit on his site. How nice.

"Ya the economy is a mess, but people still need our help."

Hmm. Douchey McDouche Doucherson seems annoyed that the current economic status of the country might cut into his gig.

Hey Miss Douche and the Rats of Douche: how bout people need our help BECAUSE the economy is a mess???!?!??!?

Fucking christ.