Airport Baggage

The thing I like about airports is that they make a huge deal about your bags when you're getting on the plane - everything gets x-rayed, they ask if you yourself packed your own bag, they search any bag they want etc etc etc. All this to ease your mind and make you safe, since you've paid hundreds of dollars to take the most technologically advanced public transportation in the history of the world...and then after you land they shoot your bags out of a hole about 1/2 a mile from where you land into a room full of anybody who wants to be there, basically saying "well, hope you find your bags before anybody else does. Good luck, fuckface!"