Respect.

Last week I promised you an updated Mrs. Xmastime list. I know, I know, I'm running late, but I guess I was distracted by the election, the enormity of which voting in the first black man (what the fuck, we did? I thought we were KIDDING the whole time??!?!?!!!!!!) trumping the list.

However, make no mistake - this upcoming list will be about one lady, and one lady only. The crowning moment for THE Mrs. Xmastime. A reunion. A homecoming. A reason my hand will be cramped all weekend. As Alexander Pope once said: "Men would be angels, and angels would be God." Of thee I did it again. Sigh.