Saturday, November 08, 2008

Simply the Best

"The rich get healthy, the sick stay poor" - God Part II, U2

He took their sons and daughters and sent them to the desert to be killed and mangled. He took their money to give to the wealthiest people in the country, costing them their homes. Hell, he let almost an entire city be flushed away. And now, as he's walking out the door, Bush has narrowed the scope of services that can be provided to poor people under Medicaid’s outpatient hospital benefit.

I've always carried around a certain phrase I like to throw out when applicable: "you gotta be the best at SOMEthing." Say what you will about him, but has there ever been a better Jew-killing furor than Hitler? Is anybody even close? Same with Judas - turn your nose up, but none of his buddies had the guts or brains to betray the son of God. And still no one has topped him in this department (tho Joe Lieberman has emerged as a possibility.)

So say what you want about Bush, but my cap is doffed - he's chosen "completely screwing over the very people that were dumb enough to vote for him TWICE" as his event in the FUCK YOU OLYMPICS, and to say he has performed brilliantly is the understatement of the century. Not only that, but he still has about 2 months to really crank things up to the next level - people, we are watching Michaelangelo at work here! Do NOT let this man's work pass by without recognition, do not let it go by without knowing you were there to witness it.

Dubya, as Tina Turner once said, you are...simply the best.


The Gnat said...

X-mas I loive you, but I have never seen a person less hindered by subtleties or reality than you. It's as if Bush blew up the Trade Center with his homemade cherry bomb and then conjurred up Katrina with his magic weather machine, all the while personally filling the pockets of those who work in this country with the corpses of those who don't. I like the clever use of Hitler and Judas, too. Scary delusions, my friend.


Xmastime said...

of course he didn't...wasn't it all Clinton's fault???!!! ;)

The Gnat said...

Clinton got away with doing absolutely nothing for the country at all but furrow his brow, yet he rode a prosperous economy (and a fat chick) to legendary status. Stakes was low.

Xmastime said...

pods. put down the kool-aid and admit that it's tuff to imagine a worse president than Bush. kick back, enjoy your tax cuts under Obama, and wait for him to do something stupid so you can say "told you so!"

Nerdhappy said...

@ The gnat
Your comment implies a connection between 9/11 and the Iraq War.

That's what I call delusional.