Snakes & Kids

I still don't know why children's tv and books feel the need to make children think snakes are safe and cuddly. Hey, I want my guys to know what snakes are, but I also want them to be wary of them, same as I would them with oncoming traffic. I also don't feel the need to make loosely-put-together electrical outlets inviting. I guess this is why I don't write children's books. Or work for Sesame Street.