BCS? REally?

One thing I've always noticed about the BCS is I have no idea WHO the BCS really is. Each year some unknown, nebulous group makes decisions that affect the entirety of college sports, and yet I've never seen one of these people on tv. Or in print, even. They seem to be some dark force of evil operating behind a curtain while completely fucking things up by getting it wrong time after time. Which, as you may know, is the Latin translation for "Dick Cheney."

But then yesterday in the Daily News I noticed a small quote from USC coach Pete Carroll, who in response to a possible playoff system mentioned that he would have no idea who to talk to, as he doesn't know who's part of the BCS.

Jesus Christ...if Pete fucking Carroll has no idea who these guys are, who the fuck would? Is there even a BCS at all, or have we been duped for years by Kirk Herbstreet? "Oh yeah, just talked to the guys, they say it's UT/Bama...of course you can talk to them - oh crap, they just went into a tunnel. Maybe later we'll try again."

Like the female orgasm, I'm starting to call "bullshit" on the BCS even existing. Call the connection of the two my "Jizzard of Oz" theory (trademarked.)