I Like Being Mildly Amused at Things (Bemused?)

The Major's father yesterday asked me about a bruise on his son's cheek. I have no idea what happened, but him asking about it reminded me that I'm always mildly amused whenever any of these kids AREN'T covered in bruises, as they seem to spend most of their day falling down and walking into things. Scientifically interesting, n'est-pas?