I Wish I Knew German Words So I Could Have a Funny Title Here. Hmm. Kraut, something? Hmm.

After serving in the KISS Army and fighting on the front lines of the 80's cola wars I thought my days in the service were over. But then I heard about THIS army, and it appears I should be able to fit right in. Hell, I could rise thourgh those ranks like a motherfucker!!!!!!

This post dedicated to my buddy Keith Campbell, who passed away last night. Godspeed, Keith.*


*didn't actually happen. Hi Keith!! :)